Explicit Hats

Hats with Explicit Leather Patches

Shop our Vulgar & Explicit Patch Collection—uncensored designs for people who like their humor loud, their opinions blunt, and their gear unapologetically personal. From profane punchlines to NSFW one-liners, these patches are made to turn heads, start conversations, and make your point without saying a word.

Designed for jackets, vests, backpacks, hats, and range bags, our explicit patches come in bold, high-contrast styles with durable stitching and clean edges built to hold up to real wear. Whether you want something aggressively funny, brutally honest, or just plain unhinged, you’ll find vulgar patches that match your vibe.

These crude patches also make unforgettable gifts for the friend who has zero filter (and zero shame), perfect for birthdays, gag gifts, and adult-only occasions.

Browse the collection and grab the patch that says what everyone else is thinking—louder, cruder, and with way less restraint.

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  • A Clean Beaver Gets More Wood Hat

    A Clean Beaver Gets More Wood Hat

    A Clean Beaver Gets More Wood Hat

    $50.00
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  • Cheese Slut Hat

    Cheese Slut Hat

    Cheese Slut Hat

    $50.00
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  • Chicken Tender Slut Hat

    Chicken Tender Slut Hat

    Chicken Tender Slut Hat

    $50.00
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  • Don't Be An Assquatch Hat

    Don't Be An Assquatch Hat

    Don't Be An Assquatch Hat

    $50.00
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  • Drunk Ass Hat

    Drunk Ass Hat

    Drunk Ass Hat

    $50.00
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  • FAFO - Fuck Around and Find Out Hat

    FAFO - Fuck Around and Find Out Hat

    FAFO - Fuck Around and Find Out Hat

    $50.00
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  • Fuck Fuck Fuck Off Hat

    Fuck Fuck Fuck Off Hat

    Fuck Fuck Fuck Off Hat

    $50.00
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  • I Am the Nicest Asshole You Will Ever Meet Hat

    I Am the Nicest Asshole You Will Ever Meet Hat

    I Am the Nicest Asshole You Will Ever Meet Hat

    $50.00
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  • I Love COCKtails Hat

    I Love COCKtails Hat

    I Love COCKtails Hat

    $50.00
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  • I'm A Fucking Delight Hat

    I'm A Fucking Delight Hat

    I'm A Fucking Delight Hat

    $50.00
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  • I'm A Ray of Fucking Sunshine Hat

    I'm A Ray of Fucking Sunshine Hat

    I'm A Ray of Fucking Sunshine Hat

    $50.00
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  • In My Fuck This Shit Era Cow Hat

    In My Fuck This Shit Era Cow Hat

    In My Fuck This Shit Era Cow Hat

    $50.00
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  • In My Fuck This Shit Era Horse Hat

    In My Fuck This Shit Era Horse Hat

    In My Fuck This Shit Era Horse Hat

    $50.00
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  • Sounds Like Bullshit Hat

    Sounds Like Bullshit Hat

    Sounds Like Bullshit Hat

    $50.00
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  • Stop Staring at my Cock Hat

    Stop Staring at my Cock Hat

    Stop Staring at my Cock Hat

    $50.00
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  • Yee Fucking Haw Hat

    Yee Fucking Haw Hat

    Yee Fucking Haw Hat

    $50.00
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  • Zero Fucks Given Hat

    Zero Fucks Given Hat

    Zero Fucks Given Hat

    $50.00
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